Wednesday, 17 October 2012

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - The One Where I Dream I'm Famous...

Booty. What every video needs?

The One Where I Dream I'm Famous And Have A Video Clip
by Katie Langley

KTizzle is by no means a prude, or opposed to a little scantily clad booty shaking. Although, I do seem to have reached Kanye West wanker levels by referring to myself in the third person. Anyhow, I digress – Booting shaking.

I’m pro booty shaking. But there is no question of the total gender imbalance when it comes to male:female booty shaking ratios in film clips. So many video ho’s, so little time.

Have you see Benny Benassi’s video clip for “Satisfaction”? Hot chicks galore jiggling around with power tools, of course you’ve seen it!

I’ve put some thought into what my video clip would look like, if for some reason I should became an international rap sensation. Although, let’s be honest, I have absolutely no musical ability, and can only rap Caucasianally (get it?).

My video clip is inspired by Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible” - 

There would be me, front and centre, looking fab, hair brushed (I know!), surrounded by men. Lots of men. Lots of men dressed in gold hot pants. Not like Kylie Minogue, more like those hunks from 300. Anyways, the hordes of men, with their bronzed buff bods, would have one simple task. All they will be required to do in the film clip is thrust. A little like Mr Bean, but less dorky and more sensual. That’s it. Me and the thrusting men.

Amazing, right?

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