Wednesday, 19 December 2012

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - Ho, Ho, Ho's

It just isn't Christmas without crabs.

K-Tizzle Is A Ho, Ho, Ho
by Katie Langley

I love Christmas. What’s not to love? Eating until it hurts, drinking until you pass out, laughing until you cry… And of course, lots of warm and fuzzy time with family and friends. But my absolute favourite thing is when the bearded man unloads his bulging sack.

Here's K-Tizzle’s ho, ho, ho’s of 2012…

Ho #1 – Nicki Minaj


Nicki Minaj? More like Nicki Min-NAH! Nicki has a song titled “Stupid Hoe”. What more proof do you need?

Ho #2 – Taylor Swift


Yes, I went there. Yes, I’m calling this pop darling a gardening implement. I mean, how many men has she bed? Here’s a quick look at the celebrity notches on her belt:

• Joe Jonas
• Taylor Lautner
• Jake Gyllenhaal
• John Mayer
• Conor Kennedy

You might wear giant knickers, and sensible heels, but you don’t fool me Taylor Swift.

Ho #3 - Nicole Scherzinger


I think Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls is one of those people you can just look at and contract and STD.

P.S. Are you tall, handsome and beardy? If yes, I might be interested in being your Christmas ho, ho, ho. I’ll be waiting under the mistletoe.

1 comment:

  1. Now it's no secret that I L-O-V-E Tay, but...agree. But I still love you T-baby, can't wait for this good girl image to melt away though, it's started already.


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