Wednesday, 27 March 2013

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - Only The Truth






ONLY THE TRUTH
It's Time To Tell Some Truth Bombs...
by Katie Langley


At a dinner with friends a couple of weeks ago, I was introduced to the expression "truth bomb". To get the full effect, you announce something controversial and then add "ain't that a truth bomb". Fairly simple concept, right?


I think Matthew Newton is hot. Ain't that a truth bomb? Don’t judge me too harshly.


I have been truth bombing all over the place. At home, at work... actually, I guess that's about it. But it's quite liberating, and a great way to mask the fact that you're just being an asshole. "C'mon, don't be mad, it's a truth bomb!”


Sizzlers, it's time I dropped a few more truth bombs.


One Direction have completely butchered 'One Way or Another (Teenage Kicks)'. Boom. The song is a medley of Blondie’s 'One Way or Another' and The Undertones’ 'Teenage Kicks' that the group have released to raise money for charity. But don’t let that fool you – it’s shit. For the most past 1D are pretty harmless. In fact, they’ve given me many opportunities to make boob jokes (“1D? I’ve got 2 double D’s!”) and do death metal rendition of their tracks (“You don’t know you’re beautifuuuulllllurrrrrrrrggghhh!”). But this time they’ve crossed the line.




Nelly should stop trying to be Flo Rida and stick to songs about jewels for your teeth. Boom. Have you heard his latest single 'Hey Porsche'? Stop trying to get in with the dance R'n'B stuff going on at the moment Nel. Put that band aid back on your eyebrow and let’s get hot in here!




Justin Timberlake's new song is brilliant and if you don't like it you’re an asshole. Boom. I wouldn't say that I'm a JT fan at all, but his latest single 'Suit and Tie' is fantastic which is why I’ve been surprised to hear the negativity about it. But really, is there anything he can’t do? Singing, dancing, dicks in boxes…


 


Taylor Swift likes the cock. A lot. Boom. I'm not sure there's really much more to say here, other than, you go girl!




I’d like to encourage you all to drop a few truth bombs this week. And while we’re being honest, they’re not double D’s…

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