Wednesday, 24 April 2013

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - Everybody In The Club Get Tipsy

Maybe Courtney's sober here... who knows these days?

Everybody In The Club Get Tipsy
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly Music Drinkers...
by Katie Langley

here’s no denying that drunk Katie is fun Katie. That’s not to say that I’m not normally fun! But I’ve never been one of those people who gets drunk and cracks bottles over other people’s heads or ends up a blubbering mess. I do get a bit cheeky, but it’s typically only harmless fun, like jumping on stage with the band at a black tie work event (usually a career limiting move, but I’d resigned the week earlier) and posing as an undercover police officer to ID a suspected underage patron.

Let’s take a look at the good, the bad and the ugly – musicians who are up for a party!

The Good

Lil Jon

There are a few reasons why I know Jonathan Smith aka Lil Jon is up for a good time:

• He’s known as the “King of Crunk”
• In “Outta Your Mind” he raps “Bar-ten-der, gimme whatcha got”
• He has songs called “Get Crunk” and “Drink”

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus knows what time it is – 4:20! She has been busted smoking suspicious looking cigarettes, and has been seen taking hits from the bong. Miley “Mary Jane” Cyrus might be up for a bit of puff puff pass, but the worst of her troubles seems to be uncontrollable fits of laughter and Rice Bubbles cravings.

The Bad

Vince Neil


Ole Vincey has been arrested on suspicion of drunk driving on a number of occasions. Vince, you’re a bloody idiot.

Beth Ditto

Just a few weeks ago Beth was reportedly cut off from the bar after acting the fool. The sequence of events is unclear, but we do know that she was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. Tssk tssk.

The Ugly

Lindsay Lohan

I’m loathe to refer to Lilo as a musician, but she has released two albums. Shocking, I know. This woman is a red hot mess and any partying with her is guaranteed to end in a pile of vomit and a court case.

Courtney Love

I’m sure that Courtney sprinkles crack on her cereal in the morning.

1 comment:

  1. There’s no denying that drunk Katie is fun Katie. But she must drive safely and keep everyone on road safe. Among the penalties for DUI are loss of the driving license, steep fines, and incarceration. Going for a right DUI lawyer can have a significant influence on outcome of your case. My cousin works with a DUI lawyer and often tells importance of selecting a good attorney.


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