Wednesday, 1 May 2013

The K-Tizzle Sister Sizzle

S2S... oppan Langley style.

The K-Tizzle Sister Sizzle
by Katie Langley

My sister Jess and I have always been close. Although if I had to pick a time when our bond really solidified I’d say it was the day I almost killed her. As children we use to ride our bikes down the hill beside the house, using our feet to stop us at the bottom, Flintstone’s style! After countless trips up and down the hill I had a brainwave – I should use a rope to stop her. My little neighbourhood pal and I stood patiently at the bottom of the hill, rope in hand. As Jess cycled down towards us we held the rope taut and BAM! It whacked her in the throat and she went flying off her bicycle. How her head didn’t come clean off I’ll never know.

Jess has always forgiven me. Even for the time that I pushed her so hard on a swing that she smacked into a wooden fence. Poor Jess was screaming “stop it! I’m hitting the fence”. And all I could do was laugh. In fact, I laughed so hard I wet myself. Yes. It was that funny (to me).

I hope she’ll also forgive me for what I’m about to share. Our favourite hobby as kids was to get all dolled up and make home videos of each other singing our favourite songs. Jess was very much into Grease and there’s an old tape of her floating around somewhere of her rendition of “You’re the One That I Want”. The kicker is that she painted her face, half male, half female so that she could do the dual parts. Hilarious doesn’t begin to describe it.

Let’s take a look at music’s famous brothers and sisters.

Gallagher brothers

Noel and Liam Gallagher of Oasis are famous for their public slanging matches. They’ve been locked in a bitter feud for years following Noel’s decision to quit the band in 2009. Wonderwalls to each other they are not!

Hanson brothers

 Brothers (or sisters as some originally tried to have us believe) Zac, Taylor and Isaac Hanson are relatively squeaky clean. Mmm-boring!

Minogue sisters

The media have always tried to hint at jealousy between the Minogue sisters, but it seems there’s nothing but admiration between Dannii and Kylie. Admiration and Botox.

Madden brothers

Thankfully Good Charlotte twins Joel and Benji Madden have each other because it seems that Australia has had enough. Sparked on by over exposure, and a whole lot of finger lickin’, a petition is doing the rounds to kick the brothers out of the country. What can I say? It’s just the lifestyles of the rich and famous…


Christine and Sharon Muscat formed the duo Sister2Sister in the 90’s and had their 15 minutes of fame with their cheesy single “Sister”. Jess, I love you, but this is vom worthy.

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