Wednesday, 4 September 2013

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - I Don't Know About You, But I'm Feeling...


Katie with beard and wig wearing pals on her birthday last year.


...28
by Katie Langley


They say that a lady doesn’t reveal her age. Look, you’ve read my posts. I’m sure that “lady” isn’t how you would describe me. On that basis let me share that I celebrated my 28th birthday yesterday. There was cookie cake, there were balloons, and this weekend there will be liquor. Lots of liquor.


Writing about how I survived the “27 Club” seemed a little morbid and depressing, so instead I thought I’d take a look at musicians who share my year of birth.





Peter Gene Hernandez aka Bruno Mars, when you are my man we’ll wear our birthday suits, all day, every day.




I think Lily Allen is alright, still. She’d be more than welcome to come along to my birthday party.


 


I’d be fine if Carly Rae Jepsen didn’t call me for my birthday. Maybe. 





Who are you again Leona Lewis? It’s my birthday and I’ll be a bitch if I want to.




Dizzee Rascal, I never thought I’d say this but I think we have a lot in common. Some people also think I’m bonkers.




You know that T-Pain and I would have an amazing birthday party. It’d be on a boat and we’d be taking our motherfucking shirts off.




After eating my weight in cake I’m finding it quite difficult to say anything complimentary about Ciara.


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