Wednesday, 29 January 2014

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - Why Does It Always Rain On Me?


You can stand under my umbrella, ella ella eh eh eh


Rain Rage
by Katie Langley

It never ceases to amaze me how rain can throw traffic into total and utter chaos. Last week I pre-empted an inevitable long ride home after work when it began to sprinkle, so thought I’d play it smart and hit the gym first. My thinking was that by the time I’d finished sweating my face off, the traffic would be bearable, and perhaps the rain would have even stopped. Wrong. I sat on the bus, having moved only 200 metres in 15 minutes, and I cursed under my breath. I cursed all those fucking idiots who are incapable of driving in the rain. This is for them.


‘Bad Habit’ – The Offspring



“They say the road's a dangerous place
If you flip me off I'll get in your face
You drive on my ass
Your foot's on the gas
And your next breath is your last”





‘Road Rage’ – Dizzee Rascal


“Beep! Beep!
Comin' through
Move over
Yeah you
Don't argue
Just blurt
Hurry up or you're gonna get hurt!

You don't wanna see a road rage!
Nah!
You don't wanna see a road rage!
Nah!
You don't wanna see a road rage!
I'll put you in an early grave!”





‘Traffic Jam’ – James Taylor


“Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow
Damn this traffic jam
Time I get home my supper'll be cold
Damn this traffic jam”





‘Move Bitch' – Ludacris


“Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way”




‘Traffic Jam’ - Weird Al Yankovic


“Traffic jam
I haven't moved one inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic jam
My radiator's boiling hot
And I'm stuck right here in the middle (right here in the middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic jam”






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