Wednesday, 26 February 2014

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - Her Name Was Lola, She Was A...

Katy Perry: Crazy cat lady?

... Cat
by Katie Langley

After posting a string of cat photos on Instagram over the weekend it dawned on me. I’m that person. I’m the annoying person posting pictures of my “loved one” while people scroll through them and think “oh for fucks sake, not another one”. It’s funny because usually I’m the person skipping through all of the kiddie or animal pictures thinking “I. Don’t. Care” while hovering the mouse over the block button. What happened to me? Have I lost all sense of social media decency?

Look, I’ll tell you what happened – Lola happened. It’s probably worthwhile pointing out that she’s not even my cat, she’s my sisters. But I’ve still managed to become a crazy cat lady. Hell, I even bought a pair of cat slippers on Saturday.

You might think that this realisation will inspire me to change my ways. You might think I’ll be more considerate and not inundate people with endless cat pictures. You might. And if you did you’d be wrong.

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Here, have some cat related songs!

'What's New Pussycat?' - Tom Jones

"Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!"

'Look What The Cat Dragged In' - Poison

"Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in
Livin' my life sin after sin
Night rolls up and I do it again
Oh my god, look what the cat dragged in"

'The Lovecats' - The Cure

"We move like cagey tigers
We couldn't get closer than this
The way we walk
The way we talk
The way we stalk
The way we kiss"

'Cats In The Cradle' - Harry Chapin

"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man on the moon"

'Black Cat' - Janet Jackson

"Black cat
Nine lives
Short days
Long nights
Livin on the edge
Not afraid to die
Heart beat
Real strong
But not
For long
Better watch your step
Or you're gonna die"

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