Wednesday, 9 April 2014

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - Boys

Even Katy Perry feels like one of the boys...

Dude (Is Actually a Lady)
by Katie Langley

I’ve never been much of a girlie girl. Wearing a dress tends to feel like a chore, and my mind is akin to gutter filth. Consequently I feel most comfortable with guys, and have a great group of male friends. Recently, however, I’ve started to wonder if they’ve become a little too comfortable with me, as I’ve been invited to a bachelor party. Interestingly enough while the group has settled on paint ball, I’ve been pushing for a strip club. Has to be more exciting than paint ball, right? If that does go ahead no doubt there will be a sizzle to follow, but for now let’s imagine what that scenario might look and sound like.

N.E.R.D. - 'Lapdance'

Duran Duran - 'Girls On Film'

2 Chainz - 'I Luv Dem Strippers' ft. Nicki Minaj

Rihanna - 'Pour It Up'

Motley Crue - 'Girls, Girls, Girls'

Boys, do you still want to go to paint ball?

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