Wednesday, 23 July 2014

The K-Tizzle Sizzle - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word


We've all had to drop the 's' bomb from time to time.


Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
by Katie Langley


Hi. My name’s Katie – I enjoy karaoke, naps and I’m completely unprepared for this week’s Sizzle. I could give you a string of excuses about how I’m a corporate drone and during the busiest period of the year in the lead up to a major deadline have found myself absolutely brain-dead. But no one likes excuses, right? We’ve all read the bullshit that tells you that you should stand tall and own up to your shortcomings. This is kind of hard for me because my shortcomings are few and far between. Others may disagree - they’re dickheads (how very Kanye West of me). However, I concede that, on this occasion, I should have planned ahead. I'm sorry.


I made a half arsed attempt at seeking input from my lovely Facebook friends (do any of you really read this tripe?) earlier in the week but due to the aforementioned lame excuse have not actually followed through on any of their suggestions. They were quite humorous and ranged from the outrageous price of tea (I’m sure I could find a link to music somehow – The Tea Party, hello) to my Mum’s dislike of rap music.  I wasn’t sure it was the right time to point out to her that my nickname is K-Tizzle.


In summary: usually I’m awesome, but this week not so much so, and I’ve decided that this week is the self-deprecating Sizzle. 


Wheatus - 'Teenage Dirtbag'




“'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me”


Skee-Lo – “I Wish”




“I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat”


Radiohead – ‘Creep’





“But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here”


Kermit the Frog – “It’s Not Easy Being Green”




“It's not easy being green
It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
And people tend to pass you over 'cause you're
Not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Or stars in the sky”


Korn – ‘Freak on a Leash’





“Boom nah dah mmm nah dah heema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!
Dah boom da da mmm dum na-eema!”

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