Thursday, 21 August 2014

The A to Z of Pop - S is for Two Words That Start With 'Sh'


This is getting ridiculous...


The A to Z of Pop
by Jo Michelmore


It has come to my attention in recent times, that I may be one of the only people in the world who feels this way, but, well, sometimes you just gotta admit these things. 


Like the ginger Pharrell, except not as talented, currently experiencing his fifteen minutes of fame. Which is fine. But while everyone else seems to be loving the shit out of him, I have only one thought about him.


Ed Sheeran? He's shit.
 



Example A: 'Sing'
Best(?) lyric: "oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, louder, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh sing"....zzzzzzzzz.
Sheeran: Shit.





Example B: 'Give Me Love'
Best(?) lyric:  "my, my, my, my, oh give me love, my, my, my, my, oh give me love, my, my, my, my, oh give me love, my, my, my, my, give me love"....zzzzzzzzz.
Sheeran: Shit.




Example C: 'Don't'
Best(?) lyric: "ah lahmlahlah, ah lahmlahlah"....zzzzzzzzz.
Sheeran: Shit.


Three is more than enough (pain). Exactly as you say Sheeran; don't. Quiet. Shush. I don't get it. You're shit. 

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