...But N Ain't One
by Jo Michelmore
not just of the 80s
not just starting with N
not just because it's from Europe
not just because it sounds like a pop song about balloons but like all the best pop songs has a hidden meaning...
...but it, quite simply, is the best pop song, ever written*.
I, like East Germany at the time it was written in 1983, will accept no argument.